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adoption, blogging, dogs, Humor, miscellaneous, public service announcement, random, SPCA, writing
A little while ago, I made a Public Service Announcement, after growing alarmed that one or more of my readers might get fired from work or expelled from school for seeking my blog out with the term “naked bitches”. Apparently, this tender concern of mine for the continued well-being and success of my readers was not appreciated or even acknowledged by the reader(s) in question, because lo! and behold, for the past three days, “naked bitches” has yet again been showing up as a search engine term used to seek out my blog. (I can only hope the Reader in question is either on vacation or home sick.)
Well, as we all know, rule number one of being a writer, is that you have to write what your audience wants to read. And I am nothing, if not a consummate and audience-accommodating writer.
So, fine. Have it your way. You want it, you’ve got it.
Blanche
Galina
Jane
Kali
There you go, Buddy – just what you’ve been searching for: not just one or two, but four young, naked bitches. And the best part is, they’re all available for adoption at the Lake County SPCA. You can take one home and never have to search for a naked bitch again.
Do I look out for the needs of my readers, or what?
Just too funny! You are just so obliging. Hope some of these babes find a Sugar Daddy to give them a forever home.